my child + n = ridiculous amount of joy
For instance:
Figure 1: A table. Boring.
Figure 2: Theorem Applied
Diana + a Table = ridiculous amount of joy
Here are some more examples:
Diana + Fence = ridiculous amount of joy
Diana + Sandbox = ridiculous amount of joy
Diana + Glasses = ridiculous amount of joy
Of course, the theorem fails because Diana + the grocery store = a very cranky mother, and Diana + the Medicine Cabinet = frantic calls to Poison Control. And for some reason not everyone finds bliss in Diana picking the flowers out of their landscaping. I suspect that there are a few people in this world who wish that children didn't exist at all. If those people ever start giving out free chocolate bars, I'm going to be suspicious.
