Been a while, hasn't it? It's a little unfortunate because I wanted to tell anyone who doesn't know (it's freaking obvious since I'm as big as a whale) that we are pregnant with child number two, and I wanted it to be at the end of another blog because I'm a little embarrassed that the fetus is already almost four months old and we haven't bothered telling anyone yet, except for a post on the wall of the Hoggard family fantasy football league, which I'm sorry, family, but I've forgotten to check the last two weeks, but don't you realize that I have never in my life watched an entire game of football and it's pointless to insist I join every year, that of course, beside the point that it's been so long since we blogged anything at all, and I'm hitting an absolute blank. Luckily for me, we have a lot of unpublished blog drafts, so I'll just borrow from an April 5 list of things that Diana has swallowed which resulted in a phone call to poison control (1-800-222-1222).
1. neosporin
2. acrylic paint
3. automatic dishwasher detergent
4. rabbitfoot grass (Polypogon monspeliensis)
5. chlorox bleach
And by the way, we're pregnant with number Two.
